What are Money Machines
Money Machine looks quite awkward in 21st century when there is no place for the myths but for the fiction. It has been well risen question to us when we were in the Middle School. Our parents granted us a small amount of money in shape of daily pocket money. The amount changed with each level and surprisingly nill at higher levels. Low Pocket money forced us to think about mysterious things like Money Machines which were the only hope for us to have some extra bucks.
First Idea of Money Machine
As we were younger and in the dire need of the money as well & only hobby was to read some old spy novels. We always wished that there would be a stormy rain one day that will bring currency notes & coins along. The rain just like in the magic movies i.e. Now you See me 1,2 & bollywood movies i.e. Dhoom 3.
But, nowadays many politician use helicopters and quadcopters to rain money and pamphlets of their electoral campaign in remote areas. Unluckily, I am not lucky enough to experience with my naked eyes. Once I heard about a direction but I ran & ran but result was the disappointment. It was all because I was not old enough to run with elders, compete & snatch.
Marriage Traditions of Money Rain
These incidents can not revoke my thoughts & I always came with new ideas. Now I found another methods. It was the marriage of my uncle. As per tradition, they throw money on the car of the bride & groom. At that time I was quick enough to collect a total of 32 PKR which was the biggest amount. Whenever I see some billionaire doing such to make her wife or son happy, it reminds me of that. I continued my practice until I became mature.
Are ATM Machines the Money Machines
As I was born in the countryside & wasn’t familiar with country’s financial system, I heard about Automated Teller Machines(ATMs). I was curious once again by thinking that this time I will be able to fulfill my wishes & dreams. It was a nice experience when I heard that people take as much money as they want from the small machines. Resultantly I planned to visit city & realized complexion. People have some magnetic chip that grants access which can be obtained from relevant banks. When I attained the age of 18 & Govt. issued me national identity card which is mandatory along with fee of 1000 PKR for account opening. I realized that never been ATM machines that generated money by themselves. Instead the money dispensed was adjusted from my account. Cash counting machine in the aforesaid machines & banks might also be considered in above definition.
Are Cold Drink Machines are Money Machines
Previously, I have gone through the advertisement of the best selling cold drink & I watched that machine took money from the model/actor & ejected/dispensed the cold drink from outer panel. I was too sad few years back & disclosed in my another blog but happily, this month I have used the machine personally and now was I decided to update my blog post about money machine.
Are Bullion Bar Machines the Money Machines
While browsing Internet in 2010, I have seen an ATM machine in the most luxurious hotel of the Gulf installed in their lobby. Machine’s exterior was fully gold coated and machine supported local currency & credit cards, then dispensed the gold bars. Logically we should not call that money machine because it is all about the gold but as we know gold is also a form of money hence we can’t exclude bullion bar machine from the definition of money machine.
Does Modern Times Robin Hoods have Money Machines.
As I am the biggest fan of the Robin hood, a cinematic character. He used a money bag which contains gold coins that he used to distribute in the poor of the vicinity. Nowadays, guards in the money transporting security vans are familiar to the robin hood. They take cash from one bank to another in bags similar to robin hood. Although these tactics are old but are somehow wonderful. I think bank authorities should paint those bags golden similar to the theme and tone of the system.
Does Human the Money Machine.
As I have observed the monetary system of my state and worldwide, I have also considered human, the money machine. Because everyone of us is the part of this cycle. We exchange money to each other as I have already discussed in What are the Payment Processors and Their Usability. Every single one is portable machine carrying various amounts of money either in hands or in bank.
What I Consider the Best Money Machine
As we have gone through such long discussion, I have observed that among these all money machines, Charity Box is the best money machine. Some boxes installed for the purpose of donations to the poor and welfare organizations. These boxes filled with money by people who pass near. But Welfare Organization’s staff ejected money at the end of the day. Hence I found these money machines the most useful because these does not help themselves but others who are in dire need of basic things i.e. Food, cloth etc. As professionally and technically I do not call them money machines. But my consciousness forced me to call them. As they are for the greater purpose and greater good.
Conclusion
All of the abovementioned machines might contain money but free. You have to pay price for each thing to have your share from them. So far we discussed above I have observed all the myths about money machine except charity does not grab money from the rich but from the poor. As we can earn money by exchange of services and sales only. Hence without reforms we can’t develop such machine. All the Money Machine Ideas are totally logical but practically not possible yet. Money machine labelled on some pictures spread on internet does not mean that such machine exists. Some writers might incest you to buy their books but those publications are not going to help you anyway. Hence during my past and future lecture, I will cover all the aspects to generate money & you will surprised that I will never miss any aspect. If I ever miss then you can always contact me